Noitisnart ni Niahmas

Boo!  Just checking to see if you're awake.  Welcome to my Halloween story!  As always, this is a first draft, and as such, some things may be just a touch wonky.  But, it's going to be good wonky, trust me.  Oh, and always, Copyright 2012, by Raymond Frazee.  Enjoy.

Noitisnart ni Niahmas

Part Four

The gusting wind made Laurie look up from his dinner and glance out the patio door. It was barely cracked, allowing the house one last chance for a bit of airing out, before the weather turned completely bad.

It was completely dark now, and Laurie knew the full moon was up. He knew this because he’d been following the rising and setting of the moon since—well, since just after Halloween. He’d always been interested in the sky before then, but after what took place a couple of weeks back, he’d begun paying special attention to the stars, the planets, and the moon.

He wasn’t certain why, but he felt it was important.

Laurie remembered everything about that Halloween. The change and the flight to Wales; sending Tegwin the Dragon off to bed. The landing, the greeting from the other women who accepted her as their own. Celeste coming up and giving her a hug, asking her how she managed to get the big lizard off to beddy-bye, and the amazed look that crossed her face when Laurie said she didn’t know.

The women standing about the fire; then, about 1 AM, all of them disrobing to dance about “skyclad”. Laurie undressed along with Celeste, and she remembered how, even in her nakedness, she never felt strange because she was a woman, or ashamed because she was under to stars, in the coolness of the Welsh evening, moving about in a dance with dozens of witches, gathered to celebrate one of their holiest nights.

Then, later, after they were finished with the dance, an people stood and spoke, Celeste took her by the hand, and together they slowly walked between the two bonfires . . .

After that things grew hazy. It seemed like they regained their clothing some time later, and then they flew somewhere—back through another window, back to the U.S., back to the house. Then touching down in the backyard, going inside, and . . .

Laurie woke up the next morning, in bed, back in his own body. Celeste and Witchbaby were gone—and he could find no evidence of her going. Even the pumpkin she said she’d left outside for the trick or treaters was sitting on the dining room table, empty, but there.

He’d called her several times since Halloween. The phone rang, but there was never any answer. It wouldn’t even go to voice mail. Laurie had once let the phone ring for five minutes, and no one picked up, no automated voice told him to leave a message.

It was as if Celeste had dropped off the face of the world.

Laurie put it out of his mind. It was difficult, because Halloween had meant so much for him, had brought about a change . . . Yeah, no kidding. How changed can one get?

He signed once more, then returned to picking at the meat pie he’d cooked a few hours before. Boring Sunday afternoon; looking to be a boring evening. Off to sleep later, then up in the morning and away to another boring day at work—

There was a scratching at the patio door. Laurie looked up, saw no one there. He was about to do more food picking when he heard it again. Only it wasn’t a scratching—it was pawing.

He got up and headed towards the door. With the light on in the dining room, it was difficult to see anything beyond the slightly open door, but Laurie saw no one there. He was about to turn away when he saw a flash of something—not at eye level, but lower, near the floor.

It was a cat.

Rain was starting to fall as Laurie opened the screen door. “Hey, what you doing?” he said to the cat, who sat there looking up, its mouth half open in a silent meow. “Well, come on in.” He waved his hand, and the cat stood and trotted inside.

Laurie picked the cat up, clutching it close to his chest. It was a Siamese, though if the size, and the extent of the markings were any indication, he was willing to bet the cat was only about a year old. He gently rubbed the cat’s head, and was rewarded with a loud purr. “Aren’t you the happy kitty!” he said. He checked around the neck: no collar. “What are you doing out?” he asked. Not that he expected an answer, but the cat looked up into his face and meowed softly.

He lowered the cat to the floor and let it slip from his grasp. “I’ll get you some water,” he said, then proceeded to fill a small bowl from the jug he kept in the refrigerator. The moment he set down the bowl, the cat was there, lapping away. He scratched the cat between the shoulder blades, looking for an RF chip. Nothing.

“I can’t imagine someone letting you out,” he said. “I guess when the weather is better you can head home—or maybe in the morning.” The cat stopped drinking and turned. It looked up, then meowed once again, then returned to drinking.

He watched the cat for a few seconds, then walked into the living room and sat. The television was already on, turned to one of the Showtime channels, meaning he had no idea what was on. That was how he normally did his weekend: put on some background noise and do what is needed to get through the day. Then—

Laurie couldn’t remember what he’d done today.

The weekends had become that way. Hell, the weekdays were like that as well. Ever since Halloween, life seemed way too . . . boring. He hated that. He hated that after the wonder he’d experience a couple of weeks before, he was stuck being—

Normal.

The wand Celeste had given him—no, not him, her . . . The wand was sitting on the coffee table. He leaned over and picked it up, then stared at it in his left hand for almost a minute. Did I really use this? he thought. Was I actually flying a broom? And where is it if I did? Did I chase away a dragon? He flicked the wand tip at the lamp across the room, half smiling. If there is magic, why can’t I find it again?

He shook his head. Laurie had begun to believe that everything that had happened with Halloween and Celeste had all been due to drugs. There was no other answer. And yet there was something he remembered . . .

It was after they walked between the bonfires. Naked, they hugged each other, then Celeste brushed the hair back from her face. “You’re changed,” she’d said. “Walking between the bonfires is a symbol of being reborn, of being purged of all that had come before. You aren’t the person you were before tonight. You’re someone who we’ve never seen before—the real Laurie.” She slowly caressed her cheek. “You have magic in you; you know how to call it forth. You need only reach inside and make it real. You are ready. You only need—”

That was it, though. Laurie couldn’t remember what Celeste had said after that. He knew it was important, but he was damned by what she’d said—if she’d said anything at all. “It had to be drugs.”

Just then the cat jumped into his lap. He laughed, because he’d never heard the cat approach. That’s how cats are, though. You never hear them coming. The cat curled up in his lap and began to purr. Without thinking, he began rubbing a spot between the cat’s ears. The purring became louder as the feline became more content.

Smiling, Laurie said, “You like that, don’t you?” The cat’s head turned, and it meowed in as if responding. “Yes, you like being petted that way.” The Siamese meowed again, a touch louder this time. Laurie knew this about Siamese; they loved to meow, they loved to communicate with people. “Ah, you’re so pretty . . .” This time the cat reached out with a paw and kneed his leg, meowing twice before looking straight ahead as it relaxed.

“You are the talkative one, aren’t you?” Laurie ran his hand over the cat’s back. “You Siamese; you guys make so much noise. It’s like you have a—”

It came to him in that moment—what Celeste had said to him that night. It rang in his mind—

“You only need find your voice.”

Laurie knew how he’d made Tegwin leave. Nothing he said in English mattered, because Tegwin was a Welsh dragon, and English words had no power over her. But he’d not spoken English when he ordered off to bed—

“It was Irish Gaelic.” He remembered telling Celeste when he’d—when she’d landed. “I spoke Gaelic!” she said so proudly. “I have no idea how, but I did.” He still didn’t know, but it didn’t matter now. Laurie knew that whatever magic she possessed, it had an outlet.

He only need know what voice to use.

“That’s why it never worked when I tried speaking backwards!” He thought that maybe he could have spoke backwards, but the idea was taking hold that he could speak words backwards as perfectly as possible, but unless he said it in the proper voice, it wouldn’t matter jack-all.

As much as he hated to do so, he picked the cat up and laid it—he gave the animal a quick check: her—aside. He stood, then pointed the wand at the table lamp across the room. Taking a deep breath, he cleared his mind. Just let it come, he thought. Let it all come out; if it’s there, I’ll say the words.

“Levitate,” he said in a quiet voice.

Nothing happened.

Laurie knew that was the word. He knew that they were literally the same word, said the same way, even if one was Irish Gaelic. What’s wrong? Why didn’t it move? Maybe there’s more . . .

Still pointing the wand, he said clearly, “Levitate as an tábla.”

Nothing happened.

Okay, that was more of a statement, he thought, but I’m still shooting blanks. I told it to levitate off the table, and it’s still there. What the hell is wrong?

The moment of silence past quickly, because Laurie knew it wasn’t something that was wrong—rather, it was something different:

Him. He was different.

When Tegwin flew off to sleep, he’d been she. It wasn’t the Laurie who stood here now who told her to get her ass to bed—it had been Laurie the beautiful, red-haired witch. The witch of Celeste’s dreams. And the walk between the bonfires . . . “You’re changed. Walking between the bonfires is a symbol of being reborn, of being purged of all that had come before. You aren’t the person you were before tonight. You’re someone who we’ve never seen before—the real Laurie.”

The real Laurie was a woman, and lovely, and a witch who could work magic.

Just as Celeste had said.

“Oh, boy.” Laurie was in a bind. He had no way to contact Celeste. He had no way to tell her he was ready, that he wanted to do magic . . . That he wanted to be the “Real Laurie.”

He wanted to do this, and . . .

He wanted to be with Celeste. He knew this, too. He wanted to be that dream witch, because he now remembered what had happened during those spacey moments while they were in Wales, and what they did once they returned here.

Laurie knew it all. He knew what they’d each said to the other. And what awaited him if he decided to choose this new path.

“How the hell am I going to do this?” he asked. Turning to the cat, he said, “I’m not sure I know what to do.”

The cat stared back, and the look upon its face was a combination of serendipity and attentiveness. If Laurie didn’t know better, he could swear she was telling him, “Yes, you do. You know what to do.”

Laurie did know. It’s all inside, just as Celeste said. It’s not just magic: the real Laurie is there, too. She’s inside. I just have to pull her out . . .

He wasn’t certain he could make this work, but there was only one way of seeing. He held the wand over his head, touching the tip to his hair. “Bí ar an Laurie fíor,” he said softly.

As had happened when Celeste ordered the transformation, everything happened instantly. One moment he was standing in the living room in his pajamas, and the next—Poof! Laurie was still in pajamas, but they now hung loosely on this body—

Her body.

She dropped her wand to her side, reaching for her hair with her free hand. “It worked!” she yelled. Turning to the cat, she smiled and said, “Look at that, will ya? I turned myself back into my witchy self.” The cat stood and stretched, then jumped down onto the floor. She came over and wrapped herself around Laurie’s ankles.

“Oh, yeah. You do like me, don’t you?” Laurie suspected that the cat hadn’t just shown up on her back patio this evening. She suspected that perhaps, just perhaps . . . Celeste was watching, and had Witchbaby make some calls.

It’s the full moon, and if there were ever going to be magical power around, it’s now. Laurie figured now was a good time to see if her theory were true. She pointed the wand at the lamp. “Levitate as an tábla.” The lamp rose from the table, hovering maybe a foot above the surface. She moved the wand to the right, and the lamp followed. “Fill ar ais ar an tábla,” she ordered, and the lamp set back where it had been about twenty seconds earlier.

“Well, kitty,” Laurie said, “it looks like I’m back in business.” She looked about, then down at her clothes. “I know what I want to do, but first . . .” She figured that if she wanted to alter what she had on, she wouldn’t need her want. “Cuir ar outfit taisteal,” she said, and her pajamas transformed into black boots, thermal tights, a black dress and matching gloves. She touched the pointy hat now set upon her head. Just what the well-dressed witch needs for traveling, she thought.

“Come on, kitty!” Laurie marched to the patio door, then headed outside, closing it only after the cat had joined her. The wind was blowing about five miles per hour, and there was a light drizzle, but Laurie felt little discomfort. This isn’t that good, and yet . . . It’s witch’s weather. It doesn’t feel all that bad.

“It’s time to do some flying . . .” She pointed the wand at the air before her. “Tabhair mo giolcach!” A second later the broom she’d flown on Halloween appeared, hovering before her. Laurie slid the wand up the sleeve of her right arm, then laid her left hand upon the broom. “I feel like I’m back with an old friend.”

She mounted the broom, settling herself onto it comfortably. Laurie looked down at the cat, who was looking back up at her. “I can’t keep calling you kitty, so . . .” She thought a few seconds. “It’s a full moon, and you’re a Siamese, which is Asian, so . . . how about Chinese goddess of the moon?” She patted the handle. “Come on, Chang’e. You wanna join me, or not?”

Chang’e hopped up on the broom. Just as Witchbaby had done, she walked to the end of the handle, then laid down, appearing comfortable and unperturbed. “Yeah, you know exactly what you’re doing, don’t you?” The response was a single, low meow.

Laurie began to rise above the back yard. She didn’t need to think about what she wanted to do; she knew. She wanted to find Celeste, tell her what she’d done, what she was doing . . . what she’d thought about not just in the last couple of minutes, but what had been on her mind for weeks, ever since their flight to Wales. Laurie knew the path she wanted to walk, the places she wanted to go.

She knew that wherever that path led, she wanted her dream witch at her side.

She didn’t know where Celeste was right now—not exactly. She now had this feeling that wherever Celeste was, it was night;, but it wasn’t windy, and it wasn’t as cold, and it wasn’t drizzling.

Laurie knew where to find her.

She pushed forward, and the broom rocketed into the sky. For the first time in weeks she felt alive—hell, she knew she hadn’t felt like this in years. A while back she’d imagined her life reaching a dead end and being over. But that wasn’t the case, not right now. Not as she rode a broom into the sky, now almost five hundred feet over her town, and continuing to climb.

No, she’s walked between the bonfires—or was lead, as she was beginning to suspect. She must have known I liked her, she thought, reaching a thousand feet, and continuing to climb. Celeste had to know. But being who she is, knowing what she’d love, and maybe knowing that, like this, I’d also be a witch . . . Laurie nodded at Chang’e. “She wanted a witch who’d love her. And she knew . . . She knew I’d love her back.” The cat looked back, her eyes twinkling, and gave Laurie a very quick meow.

Laurie laughed, then looked at the clouds closing in around her. “I need to get to Celeste,” she mumbled. She’s not here, but I know where she’s at. I know where she’s waiting for me . . . For she did understand why Celeste hadn’t been around, why she had disappeared after Halloween, and why she was so far away right now. She’s been waiting for me to figure this out, to decide upon the life I wanted. And she’s been waiting for me—waiting to teach me magic.

She pointed her wand at the clouds before her. “Tabhair dom ar aghaidh go dtí an Bhreatain Bheag!” she shouted. Within seconds the same effect she’d seen Celeste produce on Halloween appeared fifty feet before her.

As she flew into the portal that would take Chang’e and her to the site of the coven party near Rhandirmwyn, Wales, she knew it might be months, if not years before she saw her home again. It would be fine; that she understood. But it would be a long time before she set foot in it again.

Not that it mattered. The home represented a life that no longer existed, and on the other side of this gateway—that was the life she’d chosen.

That was the life she wanted.

That would be her life as a witch.

The dream witch—

Of her loved one.

She flew into the gateway, smiling, knowing what she’d find on the other side.

The End

And like it says, that is the end.  Hope you enjoyed the story.  Next week, I will have a final comment before jumping onto The Crazy Train.

Noitisnart ni Niahmas

Boo!  Just checking to see if you're awake.  Welcome to my Halloween story!  As always, this is a first draft, and as such, some things may be just a touch wonky.  But, it's going to be good wonky, trust me.  Oh, and always, Copyright 2012, by Raymond Frazee.  Enjoy.

Noitisnart ni Niahmas

Part Three

When they arrived at wherever they were headed, the first thing Laurie noticed was the darkness. There were the urban lights in the distant, but there was much darkness below—and above. The sky was fully dark, and the stars blazed. She immediately picked out Orion’s Belt and Aldebaran, and saw a bright, unblinking light near the horizon that could only be the planet Jupiter. “We’re going east!”

“You know your stars,” Celeste said. “Yes, but we’re going a little north, too.”

“Where are we?” Laurie looked about. “We’re not in the U.S.”

“You know that for a fact?”

“Orion’s up; it’s too early in the year for it to rise until late.” She turned slightly to the left, following Celeste. “Which means it has to be late at night—and that means we’re not in Kansas any more.”

Celeste was impressed with Laurie’s deduction. “Right you are.”

“Where are we, then?”

“Just to the east of Rhandirmwyn . . .” She let the consonants roll over Laurie’s ear. “Wales.”

Even from fifteen feet away, and in the dark, Celeste saw her companion’s eyebrows shoot up. “We’re in Wales?”

“Didn’t I just say that?”

“What was that thing you did back home?” Laurie answered the question nearly as soon as she asked. “You opened a portal, didn’t you?”

“Something like that. It’s a larger, stronger version of a skrying window.”

“What was that you said to open that window?” She looked down and saw a tree-covered hill rising up on her right. “Are we in a valley?”

“Just a small one.” Celeste looked around to get her bearings. “That was Welsh I spoke—Cymraeg, as one might say.”

“I didn’t realize you spoke another language.” Laurie was grinning broadly. “That’s sort of cool.”

“You didn’t know I was a witch, either.”

“That’s also sort of cool.”

That made Celeste laugh. “Just sort of cool?”

At the moment Laurie was beyond thinking anything was cool. She was flying above the Welsh countryside near—she guessed close to midnight, but she wasn’t certain. She was a witch, with another witch, and wearing a . . . This is so incredible, she thought. But why is Celeste doing this? Why did she change me? Because she’s a lesbian? Or because . . .

She wasn’t sure of anything other than magic was real and working—at least it worked tonight. Laurie wondered if the witchcraft Celeste used would vanish with the dawn, or if she could work spells all the time. As they flew between the tree-lined hills, sensing more than seeing the brook below, Laurie almost didn’t care. This was becoming the greatest night of her life, and she didn’t want it to end.

Celeste took the lead for a moment as the land began to level out. She rose over a line of trees, Laurie right behind, and then they were diving into another valley. They were suddenly in an area where the valley opened on their right. Laurie slowed, seeing the lights of a small village maybe a quarter of a mile away. “What’s that?”

Celeste backed up and hovered. “That’s Llanwrtyd Wells.” She was close enough to tap Laurie on the arm. “Come on.” She pointed off to their left. “We’re heading this way.”

They slowly rounded a hill, and Laurie saw they were back in another small valley. She could see the narrow road below, and estimated they were perhaps one hundred feet up. She saw more lights ahead, but as they grew closer she saw there were only a half dozen structures.

“That’s Cwm Irfon,” Celeste said. “We’re just to the east of the Irfon Forest; Iron Forest is up ahead.”

“You seem to know a lot about this area.” Laurie watched the houses fall behind them slowly.

“I’ve spent some time in this area.” Celeste’s smile was warm and full of memories. “I did my instruction around here when I was learning The Craft.”

“Your family from this area?”

“No. My mother trained under someone from Aberystwyth, and she wanted me to train up right.” She motioned for Laurie to follow. “Here’s our turn!”

There were a sharp left, and Laurie found herself following Celeste up into the air as they headed into a hollow leading towards a high hill. She’d found all the flying about in the night to be exhilarating, the way she imagined it might if she were driving a sports car at top speed along a dark, moon-lit night.

But there wasn’t a moon, not tonight. The stars were startlingly bright; Laurie figured there should be enough light pollution to dim them, but it wasn’t the case. It has to be magic, she thought as they cleared a line of trees on their climb. There has to be something here that’s letting the starlight show so bright. And Celeste wanted me to see something . . . Does that mean—?

There was a glow in the hills ahead of the two witches. Celeste pointed in that direction. “That’s the coven. They’ve probably been at it for a few hours.”

“Coven?” Laurie didn’t need to ask, but did anyway. “So there are witches here?”

“There are a lot of witches here.” She nodded, and Laurie noticed Witchbaby stretched out along the handle. “Some are old friends.”

Laurie mumbled, “I’m sure.” She felt a little ill at ease, for she didn’t know how she was going to handle being in the middle of a bunch of witches. It’s not that I’m feeling strange about being a . . . She didn’t complete the thought, because she knew no one here would realize what her gender had been only thirty minutes earlier.

But these are people who can work magic, she thought, and here I am, just able to fly a broom. She wondered if she was going to have to do something to show these other witches that she was one of them. Or if Celeste was going to tell her friends she was just along to “observe”. Or if—

Something large flew overhead, blacking out the sky as it passed. “What was that?” Laurie asked.

Celeste looked up and over her right shoulder. “I think that might be . . . Tegwin.” She shook her head. “I thought she’d be sleeping this time of night.”

“Who’s—” Laurie looked in the same direction as Celeste. “What is Tegwin?”

“Oh, one of the local dragons.”

Laurie turned her attention back to Celeste. “A dragon?”

Celeste chuckled. “You sounds like Hermione when you say it that way.”

“A dragon?” She looked over her shoulder again, but saw nothing this time. “You have dragons around here?”

“It’s Wales, isn’t it.” Celeste waved at her friend. “Go shoo her away.”

“What!” Laurie couldn’t believe what she’d just heard. “You want me to shoo away a dragon?”

“Yeah.”

“A dragon ain’t a stray fucking dog!”

“And you weren’t a woman when you woke up this morning.” Celeste winked. “You should be able to handle it; Tigwin’s mostly harmless.” She looked towards the approaching bonfire. “Mostly.”

“You have to be kidding!”

Celeste shook her head. “No, honey, I’m not.” She nodded up to the sky. “I’m guessing Tegwin felt you were coming—she does that to new witches—”

“I’m not a witch!”

“You’re on a broom, aren’t you?” Celeste slowed and pulled along side. “You’re wearing a hat, aren’t you? You have a wand . . .”

“All thanks to you!” Now Laurie was shaking her head. “You put me up here! This is your doing.”

“Not at all, sweets.” She leaned closer. “Anything you’re doing, it’s because it was inside you from the beginning. I made you female, but you . . . you’re the witch.” Her eyebrows wiggled. “I can’t give you the ability to do magic, ‘cause magic doesn’t work that way.”

She once again nodded towards the unseen dragon. “You got three choices. One, you land, and if the head of the coven asks you to do something, and you can’t, she might just do something bad to you. Two, you stay up here and fly about until I’m ready to go home. Or, three . . . Get Tegwin to go to her home and sleep.” Celeste reached over and patted Laurie’s hand. “I know what you can do, but you have to go do it. I can’t help you there.” And with that last, she grabbed her broom handle with both hands and plummeted towards the coven fire.

Laurie knew she was alone. She knew she wouldn’t get help on this, and if she didn’t want to spend all night flying around alone, she knew she was gonna have to put a dragon to bed.

She brought her broom to a hover and searched the sky. As bright as the stars were, it would be easier to spot something blotting out the thousands of points of light above, then noticing a shadow floating along the ground below. That doesn’t mean this Tegwin isn’t below me, she thought, but if I’m a dragon, out enjoying in the night, I’m going to stay high . . .

The Great Square of Pegasus disappeared for a moment, and she knew Tegwin was slightly above her, and coming out of the southwest. “Got ya,” she whispered, then climbed to get closer.

The night disguised the dragon’s true size, and Laurie was almost swept off her broom by Tegwin’s left wing as she approached from below. She must be a hundred feet long, Laurie thought as she regained her composure. She turned and caught up with the beast in seconds, coming in from above and behind, minding the tail flipping about.

She approached the great horned head. Tegwin looked like every classical dragon picture Laurie ever seen, though watching the dragon’s head turn and look about as Laurie flew over her wings did make her nervous. It’s one thing to see this in a movie, and something completely different to see it see it in real life . . . while sitting on a broom.

Not certain what she should do, Laurie decided upon the direct approach. She jinxed over to the right and drew even with Tegwin’s enormous head. “Hey, Tegwin,” she said as conversationally as possible, “How you doing? Enjoying the flying?” The dragon eyed her, then turned her head slightly to the right while pealing off to the left.

“Damn it!” Laurie brought her broom around and chased after Tegwin. “Hey, I’m talking to you!” she yelled. “Where do you think you’re going, missy?”

Tegwin looked back, then leveled off about two hundred feet over a large body of dark water. It was becoming obvious to Laurie that this dragon was going to be difficult as a cat. Though I’ve not encountered that many cats that are a hundred feet long and can fly . . .

“Hey, Tegwin!” Laurie pulled along side and began waving her arms to get the creature’s attention. “Why don’t you do me a favor and head on off to your . . .” She wasn’t certain where this dragon’s home was. Maybe a cave? Or somewhere in the woods? Probably anywhere she wants to stay. “Head on off and go to bed now, okay?”

The dragon shook its head and snorted. She spread her wings and begin to soar upward, leaving a bemused Laurie behind. She followed along, wondering how best to get this huge beast out of the sky so she could join Celeste.

Maybe I’m not being stern enough, she thought, then realized how silly that sounded. How could she be stern with a dragon? How could you make something bigger than a truck do something it didn’t want to do? Yelling at it won’t do any good, but it doesn’t seem like I can sweet talk this thing out of the air—

Then it hit her: how can I talk it into going to bed? Am I even speaking its language? She remembered the words Celeste spoke to open a window that brought them here. She told me she spoke Welsh. And we’re in Wales. So maybe Tegwin knows only Welsh. But how the hell am I gonna speak Welsh to her? I can’t even speak backwards!

“Yo, Tegwin!” Laurie zoomed over the left wing and pulled close to her head. “I don’t know if you understand English, but I need you to go to bed.” She placed her hands together and rested her head against them, pantomiming someone sleeping. “Please. I wanna go stand around a warm fire with my friend, so . . .  She wiggled her fingers, trying to shoo the dragon away. “Of ta bed wit ya!”

Tegwin turned her head towards Laurie, then snorted loud. She turned away, looking straight ahead.

That was too much for Laurie to take. “Damn you, dragon!” She considered reaching over and slapping the big lizard, then thought that might be pushing things too far. “Get off to bed, will you? Go on: get!” She flapped her hands at Tegwin. “Go to bed! Go, now!” She felt her exasperation growing. “You’re pissing me off, you know that? Go to sleep! Go! Go!” But Tegwin wasn’t listening; she flew onward, appearing as if she were about to make a long, sweeping turn to the right.

That was enough to drive Laurie right to the edge of anger. “I am through fucking with you!” she yelled. “You better get going now, or I’ll . . .” She pointed at Tegwin in a threatening manor. “I’m gonna get all magical on your ass.”

Tegwin blew the dragon equivalent of a raspberry at Laurie, ignoring her rant.

Her eyes grew wide as Laurie drew in a breath. “Listen to me,” she screamed. “Listen to me! I want you to . . .” She screwed up her eyes, her head feeling close to exploding. “Téigh a chodladh anois, Tegwin! Ciallaíonn mé é!”

The dragon slowly turned her head, looking at Laurie with both eyes. They stared at each other for almost five seconds, then Tegwin nodded. She flapped her wings hard three times, and vanished from view in a matter of seconds.

Laurie brought her broom to a halt and looked around. Nothing. The dragon had disappeared. Did I really get her to head off to bed? she thought. And what the hell did I say? She’d never heard anyone say something like that before—much less expected to hear those words emerge from her own mouth.

After a minute of scanning the sky, Laurie was satisfied she’d vanquished the sky of the difficult dragon. But was that magic, or was it me? Or . . . She had no idea if there was an “Or” that applied. About the only way I’m going to know if I did the right thing is head for the party—

And see if anything bad happens to me.

Spotting the bonfire off to her left, Laurie turned and flew toward whatever fate awaited.

What happens next?  Do you really think Tegwin went straight to bed?  Are you able to make your kids get to sleep that fast?  Tune in next week.  And if you have something to say, leave me a message.

Noitisnart ni Niahmas

Boo!  Just checking to see if you're awake.  Welcome to my Halloween story!  As always, this is a first draft, and as such, some things may be just a touch wonky.  But, it's going to be good wonky, trust me.  Oh, and always, Copyright 2012, by Raymond Frazee.  Enjoy.

Noitisnart ni Niahmas

Part Two

There was no slow change, no flowing of body and texture from one form to another. One second, as Laurie was walking away, he was his normal, wizard-robed self—and in the next second, he wasn't.

He didn't realize anything was wrong. “What was that?” he asked, then stopped. Celeste knew why—He heard his voice. Laurie shook his head. “Wait a—” He looked at his wand hand. “What? What the hell?”

Then Laurie saw the hair.

“Is some thing the matter?” Celeste was trying to keep a straight face. She knew he was going to be confused, that he might be upset, that he just might completely freak out and go nuts on her. But I’m very good at explaining things, she thought. And he’s fairly open minded. I hope.

Laurie held a strand of long, curly, red hair out for examination. “What is this? Why is my hair this way?”

“Oh, you mean red?”

“And curly! And so . . . long!” Slowly the realization hit Laurie. “What did you say? What was that?”

Celeste held her hands together while she made a circle in the carpet with her toe. “Oh, that. I just said, you know . . .”

“What?”

“I said I wanted you to be my dream witch.”

Laurie moved towards her slowly. “That isn't what you said . . . you spoke . . .”

An eyebrow shot up. “Yes?”

“You spoke backwards.” The words came out in a whisper.

“Yeah, something like that.”

Laurie paused, unsure of what to say next. “I’m not . . .”

“Yes?”

“I’m not a witch.” Laurie spoke in an even softer whisper than before.

Celeste could no longer keep from smiling. “Are you sure?” she asked. “You might want to look.”

Laurie was afraid to do anything, but heeding Celeste’s advice, examined the hair still held in hand. The eyes followed the strand to its end, then the fingers that held it, the nails at the end, before darting just a little lower . . .

Celeste followed Laurie’s eyes, and when she noticed where they stopped, and now lingered—she knew this was the moment when all hell could very well break loose.

Laurie didn't know what to do but scream—in a voice near heard before now. “AHHHH!”

“Now, honey.” Celeste held out a hand. “There’s a reason—”

Looking up, Laurie used both hands to show Celeste her work. “You gave me breasts!”

“Oh, well . . “ Smiling sheepishly, she said, “I did more than that, honey.”

Laurie listened to Celeste’s words, then thought. Calm down; close your eyes. Feel yourself. Not just the, the . . . those things on your chest, but everything . . . Laurie did. Felt the long red hair; the new pert breasts; the thin, sculptured fingers; the change in center of gravity around the waist and hips; an up-flow of air by the thighs; something silky and tight on the legs; the way her tiny feet felt in high heels—

“Celeste!” Laurie’s eyes popped open. “You changed me into a girl!”

“Um . . .” She stared up at the ceiling. “Woman, actually: you’re far too hot to be a girl.”


“What?”

“And, technically, I made you a witch.” She shrugged. “So you not just any woman.”

Laurie remembered what Celeste had said only moments before. “Your dream witch.”

“Yeah.”

That didn't set well. “Well, change me back!”

Looking over the transformed Laurie, Celeste smiled, happy that her dream was made real. Oh, I’m being a mean bitch, she thought, but by the goddess, she’s so beautiful! And Laurie was beautiful, with a cute, turned up nose and emerald eyes framed by a mass of red curls; a curvy, sensual body with full hips that made Celeste swoon; long, statuesque legs in black silk nylons; and dainty feet wearing old fashioned Mary Janes. “I would, but . . .” She giggled. “Oh, forgot something.” She pointed her wand at Laurie. “Tah ytniop a deen uoy.”

Laurie felt the something appear atop her head. She reached up and felt the wide brimmed hat. “No!” she exclaimed. “A witches’ hat?”

“ I've got one. Besides, you’re a witch now.” She looks away, grinning.

Okay, there’s two ways to approach this, Laurie thought. I can assuming I’m having a psychotic breakdown, and none of this is really happening, or I can accept that Celeste can actually do magic, and her whole, “I’m a real witch” shtick wasn't a lie. “Why didn't you ever tell me?” she asked.

“I figured if I told you I was a real witch, you’d laugh at me.”

“Yeah, probably.” Shaking her head, Laurie added, “Though given how I am . . .” She held her arms out away from her body. “I’d say the witch part is confirmed. But why didn't you tell me about your other thing?”

At first Celeste was unsure what Laurie meant. Then the light bulb went on. “Oh, that . . .”
“Why didn't you tell me you were a lesbian?”

She sighed. “Want me to be honest?”

“Yes.”

“I kinda got the idea that you liked me, and . . .” Celeste shrugged. “I didn't want to upset you by telling you.”

“Oh, you’d have rather I hit on you first to find out?”

Celeste winced when confronted with that option. “Yeah, I . . .” She saw Laurie was smiling, indicating she wasn't as upset as her words might have indicated. “You’re right. That would have been worse.”

“Well . . .” Laurie looked herself over, marveling at how the short black dress she wore hugged her like a stocking. “You certainly know how you like your women.” She tapped her wand against the palm of her right hand absentmindedly. “So, why do this to me?”

That was something Celeste wasn't certain she knew how to answer. “I don’t know. Maybe something in the way you act at times told me you wouldn't mind.” She pointed to Witchbaby, who was now curling around Laurie’s ankles. “She hates men, and you’re about the only guy she’ll get close to without hissing and scratching. If she likes you, it means you've got a submerged feminine side that needs to come out.”

“Oh, really?” She knelt and scratched behind Witchbaby’s left ear. “You always do gender reassignments based on a kitty’s perception?”

“I listen to her a lot.”

“Does she really talk to you?”

“Maybe you’ll find out.” Celeste arched an eyebrow. “We can do a lot of things.”

“Like do spells by talking backwards?”

After a bit of eye rolling, Celeste said, “Yeah, I sort of led you on there.” She began to slowly pace around Laurie—not because she was thinking, or impatient, but because she wanted to check out the red-haired witch. “I knew about her a long time ago. I used to read comics, and thought it would be cool to do my spells that way—”

“You knew you were a witch from how old?”

“When I was like three.” She almost laughed at the surprised look on Laurie’s face. “My mom was a witch, too—as was my dad. Anyway, I taught myself to do my spells that way, and . . . well, you see how it works.”

“Very nicely, I see.” Laurie stood, smoothing out her dress without realizing what she was doing. “Does that mean I can do magic the same way?”

“Maybe. My dream witch might have that ability.” Celeste didn't need precognitive powers to know what was coming next.

“Really . . .” Laurie flicked her wand at Celeste and sort of mumbled, “Raliat eb at uy tanw I!” with the words sounding a bit like gibberish.

“ Didn't quite work the way you expected, did it?” Celeste stood tapping her foot, arms crossed over her bosom, a smile on her face.

“Naw, it didn't.”

“Take work, let me tell you.” She walked past the disappointed witch and motioned for her to follow. “I’ll show you something you can do.”

The women headed out the back, with Witchbaby darting outside as soon as the door was open. Celeste let Laurie head out first, watching her walk in heels as if she was born into them. And the view is nice from back here, she thought as she closed the door, watching Laurie’s butt sway with each step. “Okay,” she said, catching up to the transformed witch, “this is good enough.”

Laurie looked about her back yard, as if she expected to find something waiting for them. “What now?”

“Now . . . we do what witches do best.” She slipped her wand back up her sleeve and held out both hands. “Smoorb owt em evig.” A second later Celeste held a broom in each hand. “Here you go—” She handed one to Laurie. “Time to earn your wings.”

Laurie held the broom as if she expected it to explode in her hands. “You’re not serious.”

“It’s something every witch knows how to do.” Celeste turned her broom level and set it floating in the air about two feet above the ground. “Trust me, if you are really a witch, you’ll be able to fly.”

She didn't know if she should trust Celeste or not, but considering she did know magic—and she had transformed her into the witch of her dreams—then if she said she could fly, Laurie figured she should believe her. “Just do like you did?”

“Yep.”

“Okay . . .” Laurie did exactly as Celeste had done. To her surprise the broom hovered the same as the other. “Oh, shit!”

“See?” Celeste mounted the broom, pulling her legs up. “Come on, Witchbaby!” The cat leapt up onto the handle, then turned and walked towards the tip before sitting.

“She looked perfectly at easy,” Laurie said.

“It’s not like we haven’t done this before.”

“Are we really going to fly?”

“Only if you get your ass on that broom.” Celeste chuckled as she looked at the sky. “This twilight will mess up everyone’s vision. They won’t notice us, and even if they do, they’ll think their eyes are playing tricks on them.” She nodded in Laurie’s direction. “Come on. There’s something I want to show you.”

After tucking her wand up her sleeve, Laurie did as Celeste had, straddling the broom before sitting upon the handle and pulling her legs up. Instead of crashing to the ground, as she’d half expected, she was floating alongside her friend. “Damn! This really does . . .” She smiled broadly. “I’m on a broom!”

“Like I said, a real witch.”

“How do we make it . . .” Laurie was almost afraid to say the word. “Fly?”

“You know the story of asking the caterpillar how it walks?” Celeste asked.

“Yeah, a little.”

“Flying for a witch is a little like that. If I tell you what to do, you’ll probably screw up and crash into a tree.” She floated about another three feet higher. “If you just fly—just go on your gut—you’ll do okay.”

Once more, Laurie wasn't sure how she should feel about this advice—but I’m a girl, dressed like a witch, hovering on a broom, so I damn sure can’t call her a liar, she thought. In her mind she imagined rising a few more feet, and to her surprise the broom responded. She thought about moving forward a couple of feet . . . “It’s working!” she cried as she inched forward.

“Now you’re flying.” Celeste grinned. “You ready for something even better?”

“You said you wanted to show me something.”

The grin still on her face, Celeste said, “Come on,” and began to quickly ascend into the sky. Realizing she wouldn't learn more unless followed, Laurie leaned over the handle and jetted after the more experienced witch.

They were nearly a couple of hundred feet over the town when Laurie pulled along side. “Can I say this is pretty amazing?”

“I think you already did,” Celeste responded. She nodded up. “Lets climb a little more.”

“I’m right behind you.” Together, both witches rose into the darkening sky. Magic hour was disappearing, and the stars were out. “There’s no moon,” Laurie said.

“Almost a new moon,” Celeste said. “It’s going to be very dark.”

Laurie didn’t question how it was they could hear each other so well while flying about fifteen feet apart. Just then she realized something, and reached up to touch her head. “Hey! My hat’s still on!”
“Sure—what sort of witch flies without a pointy hat on!”

She spent a few moments to take in the town, now whizzing about six hundred feet below. “Where are we going?”

Celeste cocked a look towards her flying partner. “I was going to do this after handing out candy to the little monsters—”

“Oh, shit! I forgot—”

“Don’t worry; all the candy’s outside, and the kids will help themselves.” Celeste tossed her head side to side. “And they won’t take too much, either.”

“A little magic as we left?”

“I don’t always need a wand, honey . . .” She looked straight ahead. “Anyway, I was going to do this by myself, but seeing how things have turned out tonight . . .” The glance she cast towards Laurie was full of mirth. “I thought you might want to see how the other half have fun.”

Laurie didn’t know how to interpret that statement. Does she mean witches? Or does she mean women? She decided she wanted to learn more, no matter what it meant. “Then what are we waiting for?” she said. “Lets go, Witchy Poo!”

Pulling out her wand, Celeste never once wondered if she was doing the right thing. I could get in trouble for transforming him, she thought. I could get into even more trouble for what I’m going to do next . . . But Celeste was in one of her moods, where she wanted to run wild and free, where she wanted the magic to take her, where she wanted to be with . . . I want to be with a friend, and I don’t have a better friend than Laurie.

She pointed the wand at the empty sky before them. “Urmyg i htrop roga!” Celeste cried.

The sky began to churn a hundred feet before the witches. As they closed, a whirlpool of clouds formed, and turned towards them. When they were only a few feet away, the inside of the whirlpool cleared, and became a deep pool of stars—but they weren’t the same stars that were in this sky.

Celeste flew into the starry pool; Laurie didn’t hesitate, and followed her friend in. As soon as they vanished the clouds returned and slowly dissipated, becoming another item in the unseen sky . . .




So where are they headed?  What do witches do when they can fly anywhere?  Are you curious?  Tune in next week.  And if you have something to say, leave me a message.